Spanish Words of the Day

The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence. Pepito replies:

1. Cheese---Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.

2. Mushroom---When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder---My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas---My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes---Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July---Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. Rectum---I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. Juarez---One day my gramma slapped me and I said, "Juarez your problem?"

9. Chicken---I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair---We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

11. Chicken wing---My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Body wash---I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

Are you laughing? I stole this from my friend April's blog... I can just hear the Spanish accent--especially with my CORONA, CA roots. And, after seeing Twilight and hearing Edward's SPANISH ACCENT the whole first half of the movie, I have a little espaniol on my mind. I know, I know, he is English, but where did he learn his American accent, from a Spanish speaker??